Shat a Stat — Kids T-Shirt
Is football disappearing up its own spreadsheet? Where matches are won on field tilt, lost on expected threat, and debated by xG merchants like it’s a doctoral thesis. It’s 742 passes, 68% possession, elite PPDA, dominant rest defence, “control in the half-spaces”… and a 1–0 loss after a bloke toe-pokes one in off his shin. It’s pundits nodding gravely while explaining why the team that lost actually won. As Perth Glory coach Adam Griffiths said, “There’s too much data in the world… AI can never replace us.” Exactly. Vibes swapped for dashboards, moments buried under metrics, joy delayed pending a model refresh. To quote Macca — that’s fucking dogshit.
This kid's heavy cotton tee is printed on-demand in Australia. The average production time is 2.9 days.
- Kids Gildan 5000B Heavy Cotton™ Tee
- 100% Cotton
- Light fabric (180 g/m²)
- Classic fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
Measurements
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length |
| S | 43 cm | 56 cm | 17.8 cm |
| M | 46 cm | 60 cm | 19 cm |
| L | 48 cm | 64 cm | 20 cm |
| XL |
51 cm |
67 cm |
21.6 cm |
What's your return policy?
Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns for change of mind, so please check the size chart before ordering. If something arrives damaged, misprinted or faulty, let us know within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you.
When will I get my order?
Because each item is made just for you, production takes around 3 business days. Most Australian orders arrive in around a week and a half on average. This is an estimate, not a guaranteed delivery timeframe. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it ships.
Where are your products made?
Every Strip Tees product is made on demand. Nothing is printed until you order it, so there's no waste and no warehouse of unsold stock. Our tees, hoodies and sweatshirts are printed in Australia on ethically made AS Colour garments. A few specialty items, like our shoes, are made by trusted print partners overseas. Each product description tells you where that item is made.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping within Australia and internationally is calculated at checkout, and you'll always see the cost before you pay.