Shat a Stat
Sizing and product info
Sizing and product info
Is football disappearing up its own spreadsheet? Where matches are won on field tilt, lost on expected threat, and debated by xG merchants like it’s a doctoral thesis. It’s 742 passes, 68% possession, elite PPDA, dominant rest defence, “control in the half-spaces”… and a 1–0 loss after a bloke toe-pokes one in off his shin. It’s pundits nodding gravely while explaining why the team that lost actually won. As Perth Glory coach Adam Griffiths said, “There’s too much data in the world… AI can never replace us.” Exactly. Vibes swapped for dashboards, moments buried under metrics, joy delayed pending a model refresh. To quote Macca — that’s fucking dogshit.
This adult fleece-knit hoodie is printed on-demand in Australia. Shipping usually takes a few weeks.
- AS Colour 5101
- 80% cotton 20% polyester anti-pill fleece
- Mid-weight, 290 GSM
- Pullover hood, raglan sleeves, kangaroo pocket, lined hood, tonal drawcord
- Sleeve cuff ribbing, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
- Sewn-in label
Measurements
| Size | Width | Length |
| XS | 49 cm | 69.2 cm |
| S | 52 cm | 72 cm |
| M | 55 cm | 74.5 cm |
| L | 58 cm | 77 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 79.5 cm |
| 2XL | 64 cm | 82 cm |
| 3XL | 67 cm | 84.5 cm |
What is the return policy?
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
When will I get my order?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Where are your products manufactured?
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.