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Is football disappearing up its own spreadsheet? Where matches are won on field tilt, lost on expected threat, and debated by xG merchants like it’s a doctoral thesis. It’s 742 passes, 68% possession, elite PPDA, dominant rest defence, “control in the half-spaces”… and a 1–0 loss after a bloke toe-pokes one in off his shin. It’s pundits nodding gravely while explaining why the team that lost actually won. As Perth Glory coach Adam Griffiths said, “There’s too much data in the world… AI can never replace us.” Exactly. Vibes swapped for dashboards, moments buried under metrics, joy delayed pending a model refresh. To quote Macca — that’s fucking dogshit.
This adult fleece-knit hoodie is printed on-demand in Australia. Shipping usually takes a few weeks.
- AS Colour 5101
- 80% cotton 20% polyester anti-pill fleece
- Mid-weight, 290 GSM
- Pullover hood, raglan sleeves, kangaroo pocket, lined hood, tonal drawcord
- Sleeve cuff ribbing, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
- Sewn-in label
Measurements
| Size | Width | Length |
| XS | 49 cm | 69.2 cm |
| S | 52 cm | 72 cm |
| M | 55 cm | 74.5 cm |
| L | 58 cm | 77 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 79.5 cm |
| 2XL | 64 cm | 82 cm |
| 3XL | 67 cm | 84.5 cm |
CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
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