Is football disappearing up its own spreadsheet? Where matches are won on field tilt, lost on expected threat, and debated by xG merchants like it’s a doctoral thesis. It’s 742 passes, 68% possession, elite PPDA, dominant rest defence, “control in the half-spaces”… and a 1–0 loss after a bloke toe-pokes one in off his shin. It’s pundits nodding gravely while explaining why the team that lost actually won. As Perth Glory coach Adam Griffiths said, “There’s too much data in the world… AI can never replace us.” Exactly. Vibes swapped for dashboards, moments buried under metrics, joy delayed pending a model refresh. To quote Macca — that’s fucking dogshit.

This adult tee is printed on-demand. The average production time is 2.9 days.

• AS Colour is an Ethical Fashion Brand
• AS Colour 5001 tees are made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton
• Medium fabric (5.2 oz /yd² (176 g/m²))
• Regular fit
• Ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, and double-needle hems
• Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage.
• Sewn-in label

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