Park The Bus
Sizing and product info
Sizing and product info
Park the Bus is the ultimate defensive masterplan — eleven behind the ball, hazard lights on, handbrake up. A phrase immortalised by Mourinho, it’s less a tactic and more a transport strategy. Full-backs tucked in, midfielders doubling up, striker defending corners like a third centre-back. Possession? Optional. Clean sheet? Essential. It’s stubborn, organised, and unapologetic. Sometimes you chase the game. Sometimes you just park it.
This fleece-knit crewneck sweatshirt is printed on-demand in Australia. The average production time is 2.9 days.
- Unisex classic fit
- 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester (203 g/m²)
- Preshrunk fleece knit — 18000 - Heavy Blend™ Sweat
- Air jet yarn = softer feel and reduced pilling
- Tear away label
- Twin-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- 1x1 rib with elastane
- Machine washable
Measurements
| Size | Width | Length |
| S | 51cm | 69cm |
| M | 56cm | 71cm |
| L | 61cm | 74cm |
| XL | 66cm | 76cm |
| 2XL | 71cm | 79cm |
| 3XL | 76cm | 81cm |
What is the return policy?
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
When will I get my order?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Where are your products manufactured?
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.